Just Some Jokes

Everyone needs to laugh now and then. :-D




1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.


2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way, Unique Up On It.


3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ?
They Take The Psycho Path


4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It.


5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!


6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroids


7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick


8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.


9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.


10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quattro Sinko..


11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.


12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman with A Vampire?
Frostbite


13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.


14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.


15. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers.


16. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.


17. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover ?
The Location Of The Dirt Bag.


18. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.


19. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.


20. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer



Yes, some are just groaners, but some are pretty cute!! Thanks Julia for posting them!